Hell yeah, this week was full of some seriously great shit. Hollywood really stepped the drama a notch this week and brought their A-game.
It was like everyday was filled with some sort of OMG news moment. There was drama, heartbreak, and even death (R.I.P Taylor Swift 1989 - 2016, you will not be missed). Honestly I'm so excited to talk about everything that I'm just going to wrap up this intro right here and dive in.
You know I couldn't put anything about Kim Kardashian ruining Taylor Swift in this week's recap. Kim may have single-handedly produced the best Snapchat story that has even been or will ever be, and for that I applaud her. Bravo, you beautiful genius.
For those of you so oblivious to the world around you I'll give you a quick summary of what went down. Basically ever since famous came out Taylor has been up in arms about the I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous line.
She went so far as to deny that she had been warned of the line before. Then, on international snake day, Kim posted the video of Kanye talking on the phone with Swift and getting her approval for the line. To which Taylor posted the most unreal fake note to Instagram defending herself. Kanye made Taylor and Kim ended her. That's a fucking power couple move if I've ever seen one.
This week, hearts around the world broke and romantics lost hope when Lady Gaga and her actor fiance Taylor Kinney called off their engagement. Can we have a moment of silence for the beautiful couple? The pair are by far the best example of opposites attract and were pretty much complete goals. However, I will say that Gaga's Instagram post addressing the split does leave a little hope for a reconciliation down the line.
Taylor and I have always believed we are soulmates. Just like all couples we have ups and downs, and we have been taking a break. We are both ambitious artists, hoping to work through long-distance and complicated schedules to continue the simple love we have always shared. Please root us on. We're just like everybody else and we really love each other.
I've always felt that the best way to follow up bad news is with something humorous. Let's talk about Melania Trump's speech, or should I say Michelle Obama's speech that Melania "borrowed" for her speech at the Republican National Convention? It's OK guys, she's too busy to write her own. Plus, Michelle's speech was just too good not to copy, am I right?
We'll wrap up this week's recap with a little more good news: Miranda Kerr and her Snapchat CEO boyfriend, Evan Spiegel got engaged this weekend. So I guess I was wrong earlier when I said all hope was gone. Romance is still alive!
Also, he made her her own personal Snapchat filter in honor of the occasion and I would like my future husband to take notes on that one. Although, he did put her in sweats and a hoodie in the filter, which I would really like to discuss. Whose recreation of a supermodel includes a track suit? Hello, girl needs a gown or at least some VS wings.