Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/22
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Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/22

Drama, drama, drama.

Hell yeah, this week was full of some seriously great shit. Hollywood really stepped the drama a notch this week and brought their A-game.

It was like everyday was filled with some sort of OMG news moment. There was drama, heartbreak, and even death (R.I.P Taylor Swift 1989 - 2016, you will not be missed). Honestly I'm so excited to talk about everything that I'm just going to wrap up this intro right here and dive in.

You know I couldn't put anything about Kim Kardashian ruining Taylor Swift in this week's recap. Kim may have single-handedly produced the best Snapchat story that has even been or will ever be, and for that I applaud her. Bravo, you beautiful genius.

For those of you so oblivious to the world around you I'll give you a quick summary of what went down. Basically ever since famous came out Taylor has been up in arms about the I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous line.

She went so far as to deny that she had been warned of the line before. Then, on international snake day, Kim posted the video of Kanye talking on the phone with Swift and getting her approval for the line. To which Taylor posted the most unreal fake note to Instagram defending herself. Kanye made Taylor and Kim ended her. That's a fucking power couple move if I've ever seen one.

That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

This week, hearts around the world broke and romantics lost hope when Lady Gaga and her actor fiance Taylor Kinney called off their engagement. Can we have a moment of silence for the beautiful couple? The pair are by far the best example of opposites attract and were pretty much complete goals. However, I will say that Gaga's Instagram post addressing the split does leave a little hope for a reconciliation down the line.

I've always felt that the best way to follow up bad news is with something humorous. Let's talk about Melania Trump's speech, or should I say Michelle Obama's speech that Melania "borrowed" for her speech at the Republican National Convention? It's OK guys, she's too busy to write her own. Plus, Michelle's speech was just too good not to copy, am I right?

Tonight at #RNC with my amazing husband @realdonaldtrump!

A photo posted by Melania Trump (@realmelaniatrump) on

We'll wrap up this week's recap with a little more good news: Miranda Kerr and her Snapchat CEO boyfriend, Evan Spiegel got engaged this weekend. So I guess I was wrong earlier when I said all hope was gone. Romance is still alive!

Also, he made her her own personal Snapchat filter in honor of the occasion and I would like my future husband to take notes on that one. Although, he did put her in sweats and a hoodie in the filter, which I would really like to discuss. Whose recreation of a supermodel includes a track suit? Hello, girl needs a gown or at least some VS wings.

I said yes!!! ?????

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on


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Taylor Swift Exposed by Kimye on Snapchat (Video + Quiz)

"I really appreciate you telling me about it. That's really nice!"

So as many of you know, there has been mucho drama between Kanye West/Kim Kardashian West and Taylor Swift. If you're not up to date, let me give you a little background.

In Kanye's new song, Famous, he says:"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous."

That savage line refers to when Kanye interrupted Taylor's acceptance speech for best female video at the VMA's. So when the song came out the drama began.

Taylor Swift accused Kanye of using her name in his song without her permission. After these accusations surfaced, Kim Kardashian West felt offended, because she had known that Kanye did in fact call Taylor Swift before the release of the song, asking for permission to use her name.

But fans still had no evidence of this phone call. Until last night.

Kim, sticking to her word and not letting Taylor get away with this one, uploaded the recorded phone call that Kanye had with Taylor, onto her snapchat story. Below you can watch the entire phone conversation between Kanye and Taylor, from Kim's snapchat story.

If you've having trouble making out what they're saying, there is a full transcript here.

Of course word got back to T-Swift that she had been exposed. So in response to Kim's snapchat story, Taylor instagrammed this... with the caption being "That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the internet."

Source: taylorswift

In the video, Kanye did only repeat the line "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex" to Taylor, and didn't include the line "I made that bitch famous" to her. So, while Taylor is right about that, I think she needs to stop whining, and so do a lot of people.

Also, here is a hilarious Taylor Swift dis track by Lil Boom, who seems to have a dis track on deck for literally everyone.

RIP Taylor Swift. If you listen carefully you can hear Calvin Harris laughing his ass off.

Source: fuckjerry

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Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/8

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Thank the lord for long weekends, am I right? Work has been pretty hectic lately, which you have probably caught onto if you've peeped any of my Internship Diaries series, which means finding time to figure out what shenanigans Hollywood has gotten into each week can sometimes feel like a chore.

Not this week though. I made sure to keep up with the going ons of our fav (and least fav) celebrities as they were happening. I also sorted through most of the Hollywood 4th of July party shit because who actually cares?

Well I guess there is one 4th of July party we do need to care about. Can you guess which? Did you say Taylor Swift? Good work! The reigning queen of girl gangs threw an Independence Day beach bash for her slightly altered squad and there is a lot to talk about. Can we just start with the fact that apparently Blake Lively has made it into the inner circle - wtf.

If you ask me, Blake Lively is way above Swift's gang and her and Ryan Reynolds looked nothing but out of place running around with Hollywood's most overrated crew. Although, Lively did look pretty bomb in that bikini, baby bump included.

There was also Swift's new boo Tom Hiddleston sporting an "I love Taylor Swift" tee while also sporting a temporary heart tattoo with a "T" in the middle , which was overkill, don't you think?

Overall, as much as I hate Taylor Swift, the festivities looked pretty fucking fun and the crew was nothing less than amazingly attractive.

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A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

In other 4th of July news, fireworks weren't the only sparks flying for Kendal Jenner. The seemingly most private of the Kardashian-Jenner clan spent the day with rumored love interest and LA Laker point guard, Jordan Clarkson.

The pair have reportedly been hanging out for a while, but the last week or so have brought confirmation that the two are "casually dating" - whatever that means. Up until this point, the model's love life has only ever been speculation. Maybe this one will be a little more public.

the 4th in Malibu thanks to @airbnb ????

A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

In even more exciting couple news, Ciara and Russell Wilson tied the knot at the Peckforton Castle in Cheshire, England (casual) this week. The wedding was a star filled affair, as expected, and the photos are amazing. Ciara wore a custom Roberto Cavalli dress that may go down as one of Hollywood's best wedding gowns ever. The couple looked absolutely stunning and the wedding looked even better.

The only negativity surrounding the marriage is Ciara's ex, Future. And, according to Ciara, she fears he may try to murder Wilson, not something I'd necessarily share with the public so close to my wedding day.

We are The Wilsons!

A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) on

In case you didn't think there has been enough relationship drama in the last few weeks, Nick Young made sure to take care that. The Lakers player and Iggy Azalea's ex-fiance, emphasis on the ex, had some not too hot news drop involving him this week.

While cheating on Azalea with his ex, Young stumbled into an accidental pregnancy and is apparently about to be a daddy. Keonna Green, Young's ex, confirmed the rumors and stated that the baby is, infact, his. So there you have it folks. Also - Green doesn't give a fuck about Azalea.

Hey guys if you haven't make sure to check me out on the cover of Elle Canada.

A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) on

And of course, what is an entertainment recap without at least one more Kardashian/Jenner report? This one surrounding the youngest of the clan, Kylie Jenner's beauty brand. Turns out those Lip Kits you're paying $40 for aren't that stellar, surprise surprise. The Better Business Bureau rated the company with an F this week, although it magically disappeared.

I wonder how much that set Jenner back? A million or so? After an ungodly amount of customer complaints it shouldn't have come as a shock that her rating was going to be anything less than stellar. Also, for those of you buying the kits, Color Pop is the exact same formula and its products range from only $5-$6, time to make a switch.

The collection. Still lots available at KylieCosmetics.com ?

A photo posted by Kylie Cosmetics (@kyliecosmetics) on

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Emergency Entertainment Recap: Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Engagement

... WTF

Due to some recent nonsense in the celeb world, I'm here with an emergency Entertainment Recap to discuss something none of us ever thought would actually happen. Well, at least something none of us ever wished would actually happen.

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are officially engaged.

YES !...!...!

A photo posted by www.Lashedbar.co (@blacchyna) on

So, at what point can we start questioning everything we ever thought about Rob? Pre-teen me is seriously let down by her former reality show crush. It's one thing to be dating someone like Blac Chyna, but marrying them is a whole different story.

I'm not going to shy away from telling you how I feel about Rob's sister, Kylie's, boyfriend Tyga's ex and baby mama (yes the complicated relationship needed to be included), Blac Chyna. She's trash, it's as simple as that.

Here's a close up of the 7-carat, $325,000 ring.

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A photo posted by www.Lashedbar.co (@blacchyna) on

This isn't E! News and I'm not going to sit here and pretend I like everyone. I do not like Blac Chyna in the slightest. She's a former stripper who dresses very provocatively and doesn't exude classiness in the slightest. In fact, it's the opposite. It's kind of embarrassing.

Don't believe me? Take a scroll through her Instagram.

It's no news that Chyna and Kylie Jenner have some serious beef, (over Tyga of course). It's also not news that the whole Kardashian family pretty much has an issue with Rob's lady (if we can call her that).

Ever noticed everyone's S.O. joins in the Jenner-Kardashian shenanigans except for Chyna? That's a sign if there ever was one. Maybe this is just me, but the person I end up marrying will need to have the family seal of approval beforehand; and I definitely wouldn't date someone who's pretty much a straight up asshole to any of my siblings.

Until this point I had pretty much just rolled my eyes at any news of the pair, taking nothing too seriously, because how the hell do you take a girl like that or any of her relationships seriously?

Here's to the days when Rob had Adrienne and our hearts were happy. Just imagine where we'd be if he hadn't cheated on her? A wedding filled with happy relatives and positive headlines about the sole male Kardashian heir marrying one of our favorite Cheetah Girls.

Sadly, we have this instead. A hot mess of a man marrying a classless woman. Way to go Rob. Let's all just cross our fingers this is only a phase Rob will grow out of. I can only imagine Robert Kardashian Sr. is rolling in his grave knowing this is the woman Rob has chosen to carry the family name on with.

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Weekly entertainment recap: 2/5

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Another week of endless projects and assignments spent cyberstalking celebrities has gone by and, let me tell you, it was a good one. All our favorite celebs must have known it was going to be a rough week for students and decided, as their gift to us, to do some super bizarre and unexpected shit. For that, we thank you.

Speaking of bizarre shit, Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose hung out ... and posted it on their respective Instagrams, which is a fucking curveball if you're up-to-date on the Wiz Khalifa/Amber Rose/Kanye/Kim drama. If you aren't, I'll fill you in. In a feud with Wiz last week, (peep last week's entertainment recap here), Kanye decided to bring Wiz's ex Amber Rose and their son into the drama--low blow Yeezy, low blow--resulting in the hashtag heard 'round the world. So yeah, really didn't expect Kim and Amber to be chillin'. Here's the pic for proof though.

Tea anyone?

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

In other Kanye news, the 2020 presidential candidate decided maybe his new album Waves is actually maybe not going to be "the best album of all time". First, Kanye said this:

And then:

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/694721530568126464

This is really a bold statement coming from a man who probably spends hours a day meditating on how fucking great he thinks he is. I'm still waiting for him to start his own religion and make himself the god. Anyway, it's just a really huge deal that Kanye would say such a thing. Although no worries, he still made sure to tell us it would be one of the greatest albums and, honestly, I believe him. (Yeezy til I die, man).

The Kardashians and their clan haven't stopped yet, though -- They really came through with the drama this week. Shout out to Rob Kardashian being the literal boyfriend of the year and driving 21 hours from California to Texas to pick up his controversial girlfriend Blac Chyna. FROM JAIL. Which if you don't know, Chyna is an ex-stripper who is the ex-girlfriend and baby mama of Kylie Jenner's man Tyga. So basically there is a lot more fucking drama going on than I have time to explain right now. Right now let's just focus on the fact that Chyna got arrested for ecstasy pills and Rob drove almost a whole day to save the lady his whole family hates from jail.

OK, let's move on from the Kardashian train, but stick with the relationship one because Zayn Malik has officially confirmed that he and Gigi Hadid like-like each other and are totally 100 percent girlfriend and boyfriend. I die. While we already knew this, the fact that it was said on the record really seals the deal. Just one more celebrity couple to stalk while binge-watching Netflix with a bag of Doritos in bed this Valentine's Day.

A photo posted by Zayn Malik (@zayn) on

Oh, and Harry Styles tweeted Taylor Swift lyrics on his 22nd birthday just in case you were curious.

Let's just hope that next week's celeb activity is as exciting as this week's. See you then.

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Weekly Entertainment Recap: 4/1

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Honestly this week was filled with a lot of irrelevant people. Hil Duff, Lauren Conrad, Jennifer Lopez. They all peaked in the early 2000s. I also saw far too much of Gwen Stefani, whom I may actually hate more than Anne Hathaway. Stefani is basically a grown woman pretending to be a Harajuku doll and I'm 98 percent positive she masturbates to Hello Kitty.

But back to the point: What have people we actually care about been up to this week? Let's check it out.

Let's kick this off with a little girl power and talk about the fact that Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajkowski posted the most kickass Instagram of the week. Both ladies received a lot of backlash and slut shaming (ew) after posting nude selfies. Can we all just admit that any negative comments were from people dying to have a body like those ladies?

When we're like...we both have nothing to wear LOL @emrata

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

This week seemed to be all about Hollywood's leading ladies, even the ones I'd rather not hear about. This week Ariana Grande said she's pretty into the idea of joining Taylor Swift's girl squad. This is pretty much my worst nightmare. If the "squad" isn't filled with Hollywood's most annoying ladies yet, adding the giant toddler that is Ariana Grande should do the trick.

tonight @nbcsnl photo by @Maryellenmatthewsnyc

A photo posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on

On a more positive note, your dreams may be coming true. (Lord) Scott Disick and baby mama Kourtney Kardashian posted a Snapchat this week that hinted at the possibility of a rekindled romance. The pair split last year after Scott went off the deep end. Lately they've been spending quite a lot of time together, and by the boobgrab featured in a recent Snap, I'd like to guess there is a little more than friendship going on between the pair.

Abbey road.

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

To wrap this week up, I'm going to leave you with a very important announcement. For those of you who apparently aren't up to date with important world news, Rihanna dropped her new Kiss it Better video this week. It's basically a few minutes of RiRi proving to us that literally no one on the planet is hotter. I'm not mad about it though.

Oh, and if you want to make you heart happy, go insta stalk the Kardashian-Jenner clan's Easter weekend pics.