Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/22
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Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/22

Drama, drama, drama.

Hell yeah, this week was full of some seriously great shit. Hollywood really stepped the drama a notch this week and brought their A-game.

It was like everyday was filled with some sort of OMG news moment. There was drama, heartbreak, and even death (R.I.P Taylor Swift 1989 - 2016, you will not be missed). Honestly I'm so excited to talk about everything that I'm just going to wrap up this intro right here and dive in.

You know I couldn't put anything about Kim Kardashian ruining Taylor Swift in this week's recap. Kim may have single-handedly produced the best Snapchat story that has even been or will ever be, and for that I applaud her. Bravo, you beautiful genius.

For those of you so oblivious to the world around you I'll give you a quick summary of what went down. Basically ever since famous came out Taylor has been up in arms about the I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous line.

She went so far as to deny that she had been warned of the line before. Then, on international snake day, Kim posted the video of Kanye talking on the phone with Swift and getting her approval for the line. To which Taylor posted the most unreal fake note to Instagram defending herself. Kanye made Taylor and Kim ended her. That's a fucking power couple move if I've ever seen one.

That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet.

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This week, hearts around the world broke and romantics lost hope when Lady Gaga and her actor fiance Taylor Kinney called off their engagement. Can we have a moment of silence for the beautiful couple? The pair are by far the best example of opposites attract and were pretty much complete goals. However, I will say that Gaga's Instagram post addressing the split does leave a little hope for a reconciliation down the line.

I've always felt that the best way to follow up bad news is with something humorous. Let's talk about Melania Trump's speech, or should I say Michelle Obama's speech that Melania "borrowed" for her speech at the Republican National Convention? It's OK guys, she's too busy to write her own. Plus, Michelle's speech was just too good not to copy, am I right?

Tonight at #RNC with my amazing husband @realdonaldtrump!

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We'll wrap up this week's recap with a little more good news: Miranda Kerr and her Snapchat CEO boyfriend, Evan Spiegel got engaged this weekend. So I guess I was wrong earlier when I said all hope was gone. Romance is still alive!

Also, he made her her own personal Snapchat filter in honor of the occasion and I would like my future husband to take notes on that one. Although, he did put her in sweats and a hoodie in the filter, which I would really like to discuss. Whose recreation of a supermodel includes a track suit? Hello, girl needs a gown or at least some VS wings.

I said yes!!! ?????

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Weekly Entertainment Recap: 5/20

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Finding news worth recapping this week was a little difficult due to the coverage of the Cannes Film Festival flooding the entertainment world. Sidenote: did anyone see Bella Hadid's red silk dress? Fucking fire. Anyways, back to the issue at hand. What the hell happened in Hollywood this week?

Well for starters your modern day Romeo and Juliet, Tyga and Kylie, officially announced their split this week. It looks like the couple might have called it quits shortly before the Met Gala, which would explain why the pair arrived and left separately.

A million different news sources will tell you a million different reasons why they split, but it seems to really come down to the fact that it just simply wasn't working out. I'd also like to mention that I'm probably the only person upset about the situation, I thought they were a great pair and I'm all for dating an older man.

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In other sad news this week, Kesha cancelled her performance at the Billboard Music Awards and I bet you know exactly why: Dr. Luke. The singer was set to perform a tribute to Bob Dylan but had to cancel due to the fact that the trial between her and Dr. Luke landed in his favor and he still has control over her career. The girl can't get a break.

personal faves from last night

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The battle for custody over Future and Ciara's son came to an end this week, granting the pair joint custody. While Ciara was fighting for sole custody of the two year old, Future was willing to share and fought for joint custody. Sources say it wasn't really a war at all though, California courts almost always go with joint custody unless there are serious reasons one parent needs to be given full.

Also this week, your favorite Gossip Girl found herself in a bit of controversy after an Instagram caption caused a little bit of drama.

L.A. face with an Oakland booty

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Apparently the caption "L.A. face with an Oakland booty" was not very racially sensitive. People were in an uproar over it; but in my opinion everyone just needs to chill. She looked great and meant nothing offensive with her caption. Plus, it's a song lyric.

This week ended with a birthday from one of my least favorite celebrities on the planet, Lena Dunham. The uber-feminist turned 30 this weekend and spent it with her equally annoying girl squad, which happens to include another one of my least favorite celebs, Taylor Swift. Thirty is a big year so if we're lucky she'll take a step back from the spotlight to enjoy it (and give us all a break).

spring has sprung for Hannah H.

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Until next week!

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Entertainment Recap 8/12

Kendall Jenner gets a boyfriend, people.

While this week hasn't had any huge revelations or major drama, it was still packed full with a lot of gossip and happenings that we need to talk about. Honestly, I kind of like these weeks the best.

It's always interesting to see what Kanye gets himself into or to follow all of crazy celeb relationship drama going on right now, but sometimes a steady flow of important but simple things makes for a much better week.

Speaking of important things is reported to be officially off the market, for real this time. The supermodel has been rumored to be dating a handful of people in the last year, but reports say that one of those rumors was and is very true. A$AP Rocky, the 27-year-old rapper and fashion icon, has got himself a Jenner. I'm honestly totally down with this duo. I love Kendall and A$AP. Not to mention we now may have Hollywood's most stylish couple.

And of course if you mention one Jenner, you have to mention the other. This Tuesday was the youngest of the Kardashian/Jenner fam's 19th birthday. The social media star hosted her Kylie Cosmetic's themed birthday party last week at the Nice Guy in LA. Also, Tyga bought her another car, this time a Mercedes Maybach, and set my relationship goals only that much higher. Here's to another pretty sweet year for Kylie.

happy birthday to me

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Staying on the topic of (birth)days, Megan Fox just had her third baby with husband Brian Austin Green. So obviously a big congratulations goes out to the couple. The pair, who were considering divorce earlier this year, decided against it keeping in mind the pregnancy. So here's to hoping the new addition keeps them together, because that is not only one beautiful couple, but one beautiful family. Now to patiently wait for the first baby pic.

I will give you roots and I will give you wings.

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Just when you thought I was done talking about the Jenners and their crew, I come back with one last piece of news, LOL. You're forgetting that they do make up 78 percent of Hollywood. This week a judge ordered an arrest warrant for Kylie's man Tyga, for failing to appear in court.

The court appearance was supposedly between the rapper and his landlord. If you haven't been keeping up to date, there is a reported ongoing eviction case against Tyga and appears to not be cooperating so well. Just a little advice, it's not usually good to skip out on your court dates.

Now it's time for possibly the most important topic of the week - naked Orlando Bloom.

I have a million questions about what was going on with this. Were there other people on the beach? What made you feel the need to get naked? How did Katy feel about this? How big is it? In case you missed it, while on vacation in Sardinia, Bloom decided the best way to paddle board was sans swim trunks. Although the baseball hat still somehow made the cut. I'm not sure if he forgot that paps were a thing, or if he just didn't give a single fuck, but either way - we got a show.

See you Flockers next week.

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Entertainment Recap 9/16

Get ready for some frivolous celebrity gossip!

With fashion week taking up most of the attention and most of our Hollywood favorites' time, there wasn't much drama or news. At least not with people who are remotely relevant to any of us.

Although, while this week lacks anything terribly hard hitting, it was filled with some frivolous entertainment and sometimes that's exactly what we need. So enough with the pointless intro, let's get into it.

It's a girl! Hollywood's most drama-filled couple, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, revealed the sex of their future baby on this week's episode of Rob & Chyna.

If I'm being completely honest, I think that other than the fact that this child is going to be sufficiently wealthy and probably won't ever have to work a day in her life, she kinda got the short end of the stick when it comes to parents.

Rob Kardashian is an emotional and mental wreck of a man, while Chyna is just a little off her rocker. Just watch the "ARE YOU STILL TEXTIN BITCHES?!" clip from the pair's reality show and your heart will ache knowing that that woman is just weeks away from raising and influencing a child.


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Since we're on the subject of Chyna, we might as well talk about her ex Tyga's relationship now. Being that it was fashion week, Kylie was of course in full glam mode. Which included that massive ring from Tyga that we've all been wondering about.

The initial response of the internet was to jump straight to concluding that the pair must, in fact, be engaged. That rumor was quickly shut down and it was just assumed that the ring was another one of the rapper's extravagant gifts that we're not so sure he can actually afford.

Low-and-behold, this week Kylie let us know via Snapchat that the ring does in fact have meaning. Turns out while it's not an engagement ring, it is a promise ring.

WangSquad @alexanderwangny

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Lol, you thought I was done talking about the Jenner gals? No, no. This week the Jenner sisters, along with pals Hailey Baldwin and Jordyn Woods, found themselves stuck in an elevator while leaving their place in NYC.

Honestly, I would have been in straight panic mode, but these girls kept it together pretty damn well I'd say. Fifteen minutes stuck in an elevator probably felt more like 15 hours. The group recorded the drama on their individual Snapchat stories, including the part where they were rescued by some very hot firemen.

To wrap up this week's recap, I thought I'd leave you with a little more appreciation for Chrissy Teigan (and maybe a little less for the people of the internet). This week Teigan tweeted her concern over a salad dressing option on a flight.

Apparently there was an "oriental" dressing that she felt was a little distastefully named. Keep in mind that Teigan herself is Asian and oriental is an extremely old-fashioned term for Asian. She then went onto say that she was not offended by the word, which brought out all the crazy on Twitter.

People were up in arms about the fact that Teigan was unfazed by the term. To which she politely reminded everyone that this drama was started over dressing.

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Weekly Entertainment Recap 6/17

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

This week has been a little chaotic, both here and in Hollywood. I'm not sure what's in the air, but there is definitely a lot more going on than there has been. Birthdays, medical drama, and relationship gossip has made it quite an interesting week to watch play out. So let's get down to it, shall we?

Taylor Swift needs to just slow the fuck down. I would like to point out that Swift is now on her seventh boyfriend in the last 7 years. That's one boyfriend a year, she must really need some song inspiration if she's willing to go through that many breakups so quickly.

When I saw that the pop star and her dreamboat boyfriend, Calvin Harris, broke up, I just chalked it up to the fact that she's a bit crazy (at least in my opinion). Turns out she may have set her eyes on something a little shinier.

The internet is currently swarming with evidence that Swift is getting cozy with soon-to-be James Bond, Tom Hiddleston. I truly am fascinated at her ability to trick Hollywood's finest into coupling up with her. Who wants to start a pool on how long this one lasts?


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In much cuter news, North West, American royalty, just turned 3 years old and is as adorable as ever. And of course, staying true to her royal status, she celebrated by throwing on her best princess costume and spending a day at Disneyland with the fam. I swear, the Kardashian-West clan has set seriously high standards for what my kids better look like. I'm literally dead. So cute.

Thank you @disneyland for making all of my princess dreams come true today!

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Lil Wayne was forced to emergency land his private jet in Nebraska, which was scheduled to land in California, after he had two seizures. At first, sources said it was because he was drinking Lean before the seizures occurred, which, for those of you living in a sheltered world, is cough syrup combined with alcohol. But Wayne later came out with the fact that he has epilepsy, a condition that causes seizures. He has since been discharged from the hospital.

I always wanted a bish w kat eyes...settled for a shirt.

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Seth Meyer's banned Donald Trump from Late Night this week after Trump revoked press credentials from the Washington Post. According to Trump via Facebook, this choice was "based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and dishonest Washington Post."

More specifically the presidential candidate found himself in a tough spot after WP headlined a post: "Donald Trump seems to connect President Obama with Orlando shooting." I have a feeling Trump wasn't looking to be on Late Night anytime soon anyway.

And just a finishing note, Nick Jonas is in fact the reason the Jonas Brothers split up. So teenage-you can stop wondering now.

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Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/1

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Every week before putting together my entertainment recap, I like to take a scroll through sites like E! News to see what I may have missed while taking notes on celebrity happenings throughout the week. All I have to say is: It's a nightmare.

You really should count your lucky stars that I weed through 20 pages of Bachelorette recaps and celeb diet posts to bring you what actually matters, because avocado smoothies inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow's fitness plan are not actual news. So let's get to what really matters.

Glad to see my man Yeezy back in the news after a relatively slow and uneventful couple of weeks. He really came back with a bang, too. This week Adidas took the next step in the their relationship with Kanye and really tied him down. Adidas + Kanye West is coming your way and will be much more than the Yeezy collections you see now.

The line will include shoes, accessories, ready to wear, and activewear clothing. There is also rumored to be Adidas stores exclusively carrying the collection in the works. I don't think I've been this excited for something in a long time. You know I'll be all over this shit the second it's released.

Two years in and the game's just been changed again. adidas + KANYE WEST

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And of course because when Kanye is back, he's really back, the rapper released the video for his song Famous this week and in true Kanye fashion, it got some people seriously riled up. The video is essentially ten minutes of him lying in bed naked surrounded by the naked likenesses of people he finds influential or relevant to him in some way.

It's no doubt making a statement in the most Kanye way possible. It's actually a pretty fucking creepy video and I'm 99 percent sure there will be at least five lawsuits coming out of this. If Anna Wintour doesn't sue the shit out of him you can pretty much guarantee that Taylor Swift will; that girl is mad about everything.

Rita Ora was hospitalized this week citing extreme exhaustion after spending the last few weeks globe trotting for filming reasons. The British singer is currently in the process of filming Fifty Shades Freed, the third in the Fifty Shades of Grey series. I have to say though, for someone hospitalized for exhaustion, she looks pretty damn good. I don't even look remotely in her league after a week's full of solid beauty rest.

Thanks glam squad for being awesome! You know who you are!

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I bet you didn't see this coming (well you actually probably did), but Lip Kit Queen Kylie Jenner and her on and off again man Tyga are in fact back on. Surprise. The duo have been rumored to be back together after what people were originally calling a final split.

The last couple of weeks have been filled with Snapchats and paparazzi pics causing speculation of a reconciliation. Then came the photo booth pics of the pair sharing a kiss at sister Khloe's 32nd birthday bash this week. Honestly, it was only a matter of time.

Mary Jo K

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Happy Fourth of July everyone! See you next week.