Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/22
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Weekly Entertainment Recap 7/22

Drama, drama, drama.

Hell yeah, this week was full of some seriously great shit. Hollywood really stepped the drama a notch this week and brought their A-game.

It was like everyday was filled with some sort of OMG news moment. There was drama, heartbreak, and even death (R.I.P Taylor Swift 1989 - 2016, you will not be missed). Honestly I'm so excited to talk about everything that I'm just going to wrap up this intro right here and dive in.

You know I couldn't put anything about Kim Kardashian ruining Taylor Swift in this week's recap. Kim may have single-handedly produced the best Snapchat story that has even been or will ever be, and for that I applaud her. Bravo, you beautiful genius.

For those of you so oblivious to the world around you I'll give you a quick summary of what went down. Basically ever since famous came out Taylor has been up in arms about the I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous line.

She went so far as to deny that she had been warned of the line before. Then, on international snake day, Kim posted the video of Kanye talking on the phone with Swift and getting her approval for the line. To which Taylor posted the most unreal fake note to Instagram defending herself. Kanye made Taylor and Kim ended her. That's a fucking power couple move if I've ever seen one.

That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet.

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This week, hearts around the world broke and romantics lost hope when Lady Gaga and her actor fiance Taylor Kinney called off their engagement. Can we have a moment of silence for the beautiful couple? The pair are by far the best example of opposites attract and were pretty much complete goals. However, I will say that Gaga's Instagram post addressing the split does leave a little hope for a reconciliation down the line.

I've always felt that the best way to follow up bad news is with something humorous. Let's talk about Melania Trump's speech, or should I say Michelle Obama's speech that Melania "borrowed" for her speech at the Republican National Convention? It's OK guys, she's too busy to write her own. Plus, Michelle's speech was just too good not to copy, am I right?

Tonight at #RNC with my amazing husband @realdonaldtrump!

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We'll wrap up this week's recap with a little more good news: Miranda Kerr and her Snapchat CEO boyfriend, Evan Spiegel got engaged this weekend. So I guess I was wrong earlier when I said all hope was gone. Romance is still alive!

Also, he made her her own personal Snapchat filter in honor of the occasion and I would like my future husband to take notes on that one. Although, he did put her in sweats and a hoodie in the filter, which I would really like to discuss. Whose recreation of a supermodel includes a track suit? Hello, girl needs a gown or at least some VS wings.

I said yes!!! ?????

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Emergency Entertainment Recap: Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Engagement

... WTF

Due to some recent nonsense in the celeb world, I'm here with an emergency Entertainment Recap to discuss something none of us ever thought would actually happen. Well, at least something none of us ever wished would actually happen.

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are officially engaged.

YES !...!...!

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So, at what point can we start questioning everything we ever thought about Rob? Pre-teen me is seriously let down by her former reality show crush. It's one thing to be dating someone like Blac Chyna, but marrying them is a whole different story.

I'm not going to shy away from telling you how I feel about Rob's sister, Kylie's, boyfriend Tyga's ex and baby mama (yes the complicated relationship needed to be included), Blac Chyna. She's trash, it's as simple as that.

Here's a close up of the 7-carat, $325,000 ring.

?

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This isn't E! News and I'm not going to sit here and pretend I like everyone. I do not like Blac Chyna in the slightest. She's a former stripper who dresses very provocatively and doesn't exude classiness in the slightest. In fact, it's the opposite. It's kind of embarrassing.

Don't believe me? Take a scroll through her Instagram.

It's no news that Chyna and Kylie Jenner have some serious beef, (over Tyga of course). It's also not news that the whole Kardashian family pretty much has an issue with Rob's lady (if we can call her that).

Ever noticed everyone's S.O. joins in the Jenner-Kardashian shenanigans except for Chyna? That's a sign if there ever was one. Maybe this is just me, but the person I end up marrying will need to have the family seal of approval beforehand; and I definitely wouldn't date someone who's pretty much a straight up asshole to any of my siblings.

Until this point I had pretty much just rolled my eyes at any news of the pair, taking nothing too seriously, because how the hell do you take a girl like that or any of her relationships seriously?

Here's to the days when Rob had Adrienne and our hearts were happy. Just imagine where we'd be if he hadn't cheated on her? A wedding filled with happy relatives and positive headlines about the sole male Kardashian heir marrying one of our favorite Cheetah Girls.

Sadly, we have this instead. A hot mess of a man marrying a classless woman. Way to go Rob. Let's all just cross our fingers this is only a phase Rob will grow out of. I can only imagine Robert Kardashian Sr. is rolling in his grave knowing this is the woman Rob has chosen to carry the family name on with.

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Weekly entertainment recap: 1/29

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Being that everyone has been in classes for a couple weeks now and the projects and tests are starting to roll in, I figure it's time for a little procrastination. I like to take mine in the form of obsessively stalking people whose lives I really probably shouldn't be concerned about, aka celebs, but hey I'll admit it I'm the queen of celebrity gossip and half my captions on Instagram are shitty puns based on some dumbass thing Kim Kardashian West said this week.

Speaking of which, you've probably heard about the Twitter feud between Kanye, Kanye's butthole, Amber Rose, and Wiz Khalifa, which all started because Kanye thought that Wiz tweeted his wife's initials, but really KK means weed. *giggles*

"this isn't feud of the year. this is feud of the life." - kanye

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But you know, Kanye being Kanye, all things cycle back to him. He took to Twitter to essentially put Wiz on blast, causing him to lose 2 million followers. He later apologized, deleted the tweets, and went back to tweeting strange things no one understands.

You can read some of said deleted texts here and here.

To recap: Wiz lost some Twitter followers and Kanye lost his dignity. (Side note though--if you're into butt stuff, go with your bad self and do it, just don't be a dick in general), and we are endlessly entertained. Thanks, fam.

In more Kardashian news drama, Rob is now apparently dating Blac Chyna, sworn enemy of the Kardashians, and Kylie's boyfriend Tyga's ex/baby mama. I'M DEAD.

Goals ?? rp the fab @thedailycrank ? get following my girl @thedailycrank @thedailycrank @thedailycrank @thedailycrank

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And the celebrity gods just keep giving. Please tell me you saw the most disastrously hilarious prank call Kendall Jenner made to big sis Kim while on her other big sis Khloe's new talk show, Kocktails with Khloe... No? Ok, well let me give you the rundown. In a short, sweet, summary, Kendall called Kim to tell her she was pregnant--so not true, but I'd be down to see her and Harry's Style's baby.

Anyway, she tells Kim she's the first one to know and them Kim being Kim basically tells Kendall that she's too busy right now and lists all the crazy things going on in her life at the moment. Oh, then she offers to let Kendall babysit her kids, ya know, like for practice and stuff. Golden.

I wonder how momager Kris is dealing with all this hype.

?? #confessionsofablonde ?

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Although this celeb baby isn't real, Tyra Banks--Surprise!--welcomed a new baby boy via surrogate. How long do you think it will take the baby to learn to smize? Also, I'd like to imagine when it was time for her to leave the hospital that the nurse very dramatically came in and said "It's time for you, to pack your things, and go home," dramatic pauses included. And I mean look, she already has the discipline thing down.

Oh yeah, and you can't forget about Louis Tomlinson's new baby, who is apparently "cute as fuck."

Wow, what a week. What a time to be...allliiiiivvvvvee.

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Weekly entertainment recap: 2/12

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

While all my friends were making Valentine's Day plans, I was busy spending ~wasting~ even more time cyber-stalking celebrities I probably shouldn't give a fuck about--but TBH I give so many fucks. While this week was a little slower than the last couple, the things that did happen were pretty big. Also like 90 percent of the drama and news involved Kanye, but what else is new?

Speaking of Yeezy, he decided to change the name of his much anticipated album yet again. Which is like totally inconvenient for people like me who were posting about being hyped for him to drop Waves which was supposed to be called So Help Me God which was then switched to Swish which is now officially called Life of Pablo. (this is where you can insert a tornado of question marks, because... the fuck, Kanye?)

Continuing on with the Kanye album nonsense, he dropped it at arguably the most important shows of New York Fashion Week, Yeezy Season 3. Which was just as cool/confusing/artsy/stupid as we thought it would be. Also, have you seen the list of rules the models get? Shit, it looks harder to be in a Yeezy show than to be in pre-med.

Oh yeah and Queen Bey dropped the video of the week and the whole world is rightfully freaking out. Just take a look for yourself (peep Blue Ivy being a savage toddler for real). While the video isn't available in too many places, you can see it here.

Taking it back to Kanye (of course), the king of questionable and confusing tweets sent out quite a controversial opinion about Bill Cosby, claiming his innocence. My question is, does he mean what he said or is yet another stunt Yeezy pulled just because he can/to try desperately to stay relevant?

Now, we are going to pull away from Kanye for this next little bit of news. However, we are keeping it in the Kardashian fam with younger brother Rob and his lady (if that's what you call her). Blac Chyna has been spotted flaunting a diamond ring on a very important finger and let me just go ahead and predict some serious drama coming at us in the very near future.

This week was filled with a lot of shit and a lot of Kanye soooo I'm just going to round this week of by reminding you that Chipotle gave out free burritos, just to help you see a little sanity in all this chaos.

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Weekly entertainment recap: 2/5

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Another week of endless projects and assignments spent cyberstalking celebrities has gone by and, let me tell you, it was a good one. All our favorite celebs must have known it was going to be a rough week for students and decided, as their gift to us, to do some super bizarre and unexpected shit. For that, we thank you.

Speaking of bizarre shit, Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose hung out ... and posted it on their respective Instagrams, which is a fucking curveball if you're up-to-date on the Wiz Khalifa/Amber Rose/Kanye/Kim drama. If you aren't, I'll fill you in. In a feud with Wiz last week, (peep last week's entertainment recap here), Kanye decided to bring Wiz's ex Amber Rose and their son into the drama--low blow Yeezy, low blow--resulting in the hashtag heard 'round the world. So yeah, really didn't expect Kim and Amber to be chillin'. Here's the pic for proof though.

Tea anyone?

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In other Kanye news, the 2020 presidential candidate decided maybe his new album Waves is actually maybe not going to be "the best album of all time". First, Kanye said this:

And then:

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/694721530568126464

This is really a bold statement coming from a man who probably spends hours a day meditating on how fucking great he thinks he is. I'm still waiting for him to start his own religion and make himself the god. Anyway, it's just a really huge deal that Kanye would say such a thing. Although no worries, he still made sure to tell us it would be one of the greatest albums and, honestly, I believe him. (Yeezy til I die, man).

The Kardashians and their clan haven't stopped yet, though -- They really came through with the drama this week. Shout out to Rob Kardashian being the literal boyfriend of the year and driving 21 hours from California to Texas to pick up his controversial girlfriend Blac Chyna. FROM JAIL. Which if you don't know, Chyna is an ex-stripper who is the ex-girlfriend and baby mama of Kylie Jenner's man Tyga. So basically there is a lot more fucking drama going on than I have time to explain right now. Right now let's just focus on the fact that Chyna got arrested for ecstasy pills and Rob drove almost a whole day to save the lady his whole family hates from jail.

OK, let's move on from the Kardashian train, but stick with the relationship one because Zayn Malik has officially confirmed that he and Gigi Hadid like-like each other and are totally 100 percent girlfriend and boyfriend. I die. While we already knew this, the fact that it was said on the record really seals the deal. Just one more celebrity couple to stalk while binge-watching Netflix with a bag of Doritos in bed this Valentine's Day.

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Oh, and Harry Styles tweeted Taylor Swift lyrics on his 22nd birthday just in case you were curious.

Let's just hope that next week's celeb activity is as exciting as this week's. See you then.

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Weekly Entertainment Recap: 3/11

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

Let me tell you: This week was quite a ride. Between nudity, Twitter drama, romance, and loss, there is a lot of shit to talk about. So let's get started.

You all had to know this is how I was going to start this recap. Kim Kardashian has officially broken the internet for like the 700th time this year. The reality TV darling and low-key American royalty posted a nude selfie on Insta (with two strategically-placed black bars) on Monday and the whole cyber world pretty much shit itself over it. There was praise, there was hate, and there was a whole lot of Kim (literally).

Also, probably to send a final fuck you out to the haters.

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

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She later shared it on Twitter, in support of International Women's Day.

Of course no nude selfie could ever come without a whole lot of chaos and slut-shaming. Plenty of celebs jumped in to give their two cents (which Kim LOL-ed at while dropping off her $53 milli at the bank), including Bette Midler and Chloe Grace Mortez, the latter who Kim absolutely slayed, may I add. And no, it wasn't Kanye tweeting in defense of his woman. Turns out Kim K is a pretty bad bitch. Mad respect, girl. Please take a minute to appreciate Kim's completely accurate reply to Mortez. It's actually the tweet of the century (sorry Kanye). RT RT RT.

On a serious note, Sir George Martin, legendary producer and unofficial fifth Beatle, died Tuesday (no not George R.R. Martin, chill out Game of Thrones nerds). Some consider him one of the greatest producers of all time and they aren't necessarily wrong, he did play an integral role in shaping one of the greatest bands of all time. While we may no longer have Martin with us, his legacy will live on forever through his influence on some of the most beloved albums ever.

Of course no nude selfie could ever come without a whole lot of chaos and slut-shaming. Plenty of celebs jumped in to give their two cents (which Kim LOL-ed at while dropping off her $53 milli at the bank), including Bette Midler and Chloe Grace Mortez, the latter who Kim absolutely slayed, may I add. And no, it wasn't Kanye tweeting in defense of his woman. Turns out Kim K is a pretty bad bitch. Mad respect, girl. Please take a minute to appreciate Kim's completely accurate reply to Mortez. It's actually the tweet of the century (sorry Kanye). RT RT RT.

3.6.15 One year down! ?

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Chanel made a big announcement this Paris Fashion Week and named Willow Smith as the new face of the high-fashion brand. Pretty sweet gig, if I do say so myself. Also please note that Smith is literally 15 years old, and the muse of one of the world's most creative and influential minds, Karl Lagerford. HMU if you know anywhere that I can sign up for that gig.

Also, in case you were considering dropping out of college, just know that it's someone's actual job to spray Zac Efron's abs with water and that doesn't require a degree.