Two Bodies Were Found In The Real Housewives Of New Jersey's Torched Car
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Two Bodies Were Found In The Real Housewives Of New Jersey's Torched Car

The housewives are always getting into some shit.

Kim DePaola, a frequent personality on Real Housewives of New Jersey might have just made history for having the oddest real housewives moment. Which, if you think about it, is quite the accomplishment thanks to Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub.

Here's what happened.

Investigators were called to the scene after calls from nearby New Jersey residents informed them that a car had been set on fire. When they arrived, they found more than just a car engulfed in flames.

It's reported that DePaola's Audi was set on fire, following the murder of two men, who were shot execution-style.

Thank you to everyone for your support!!!!

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No one has been arrested yet, and the two bodies have not been identified. However, according to NBC New York, DePaola's son was driven to the airport that Thursday by his friend Aaron Anderson. Anderson's mother told the station that her son hadn't been answering her calls since the incident.

Although there are still a lot of questions that need to be answered, DePaola's fans were given this brief message, thanking them for their support during this tragic time.

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Weekly entertainment Recap: 3/25

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Celebrities, amiright?

So many good things for you guys this week. Like most of you, I spent a lot of time at airports and traveling last week for spring break, which means lots of time spent on social media and flipping through gossip mags. Let's get started.

This is honestly the biggest thing in romance since, well, like ever. Selena Gomez and the Biebs are supposedly discussing the possibility of rekindling their romance.

I know, I know. Rumors are always spreading about the possibility of this flame lighting once more, but a source close to the pair told E! That this time it might just be true. After they both finish their world tours of course. Fame doesn't stop for love.

Feels

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Speaking of teen stars, Hannah Montana is officially as old as I was when I started watching it. The show celebrated its 10-year anniversary this week. I think that's grounds to go back on the air right? Or at least grounds to add it to streaming options on Netflix. I'd be totally down to Hannah Montana and chill.

LofuckingL HM 4 @itsjeremyscott #beenondatJSswag #HM4EVR ???

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I'm really hoping this next part of the recap is something you have already seen. Kendall and Kylie Jenner, along with big sis Khloe Kardashian went incognito this week and made their way onto a Hollywood tour bus. Kylie documented the ladies' mischief on her Snapchat, and I literally watched it 100 times (ok maybe not literally). But anyways, it was funny as shit.

if u guys don't know why Im the queen of all snapchat.. Watch now lol - kylizzlemynizzl

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And to wrap up the week, Joe Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is on his way to prison. As sad as this may be, thank God we have Teresa back. It's been awhile since I've seen a grown woman flip a table and I'm not sure how much longer I can wait to see it again. Theresa is arguably the most iconic housewife, so it's v sad for reality TV junkies like myself to see her family go through this.

With my Honey ?

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Oh and btw, Cadet Kelly is on Netflix. You're welcome.

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This Guy Dressed In Trash Bags To Steal A Cash Register

ROBBERS ARE TRASH. (Get it?)

Here's a new one!

A man in New Jersey (of course it was New Jersey) dressed up in a bunch of trash bags and burst into a (thankfully) empty convenience store in order to steal money, and eventually took the whole dang cash register.

No, that wasn't a Mad Lib. It's something that actually happened.

And because we live in the glorious year of 2017, when literally anything you can think of is on the internet for our consumption, there is a spectacular video of Trash Bag Man:

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I have sooooo many questions, comments, and concerns.

1. Sir, did you not realize those trash bags might not make for the most agile outfit ever? There's a reason you're slipping and sliding all over the counter: you're wearing TRASH BAGS.

2. Did he not have enough trash bags while making the outfit? If you'll notice, the one on his torso is black, but the bag on his head (and the ones on his feet) look like the plastic bags you get your takeout in! Sir, if you don't own more than one trash bag, maybe you have bigger fish to fry in your life than stealing money.

3. Why'd you have to make such a mess on your wait out, man? That's just rude. You're already stealing their money, and now you're making a mess they've gotta clean up in the morning. Pretty whack.

4. Just... why? WHY? WHY TO ALL OF IT?!?

5. This video really got me thinking about the man in those trash bags, and his outfit choice.

I think I understand why he wore them: to make it very hard to identify him outside of the store, in the real world, where no one wears trash bags all over town.

However!

What if the guy we're dealing with here is just some random dude who dresses up in the complete wrong outfit for every occasion? Like, he has no sense of appropriate attire at all?

He wears a full baseball uniform (Phillies, because he's from South Jersey) to the dentist's office, for instance, or he wears an inflatable sumo suit to go grocery shopping. He put on a suit jacket made entirely out of lettuce when he went to pick up his dry cleaning and didn't understand the confused looks.

Maybe we're just dealing with a terribly out-of-touch man who wanted to steal some money (stop doing that!) and thought the head-to-toe trash bag look was the most appropriate 'fit he could get off? Makes as much as anything else in this video, right?

In any case, this is my new favorite thing. If you'll excuse me, I have to go see if there are any trash bags left in my apartment...

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Which Reality Show Should You Be In Based On How Extra You Are (Quiz)

Are you more Jersey Shore or Real Housewives?

If I'm being 100 percent honest, I've spent far too much of my time consumed in the drama-filled world that is reality TV. If you're taking this quiz, I'm sure you're in the same boat.

If one thing is for certain it's that each cast has completely different personalities. While they're all plenty extra, they're extra in their own ways. Curious which crew you'd match up with best? Take the quiz bellow!

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Orange Is The New Black Season 5 Trailer Packs Some Heat

"If this is a real riot, do you think this is a step forward or backward for equality?"

The Netflix original favorite Orange is the New Black just gave us a preview of the first minute of season 5. And things look heated.

Very heated. Find out what happens next on June 9, when the entire season will be available to binge.

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This is the Best Birthday Gift Ever

"Happy Birthday Dad!"

In this epic video, this kid surprises the shit out of his Dad for his birthday. He waits in the trunk of his Dad's car, and then, when his Dad opens the trunk, he gets a terrifyingly awesome surprise. There you go, a free, awesome B-day gift for Dad!