This Teen Jumped Into Croc-Infested Waters To Impress A Girl
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This Teen Jumped Into Croc-Infested Waters To Impress A Girl

"Haters gonna hate."

I am absolutely in awe at the balls that Lee De Paauw has. This kid jumped into crocodile infested waters to impress a girl, and what happened? Yup, the crocodile got him, and he somehow survived. Check this out:

Honestly, good for him. Is he an absolute idiot? 100000000 percent. However, there are countless teens out there (including myself) sitting at home praying for a text back from a girl, on the off chance that maybe she thinks I'm somewhat funny.

Meanwhile, Big Balls McLoverboy over here is taking action right in front of her face, basically saying, "If I'm crazy enough to knowingly get my arm almost chewed off by a crocodile, you definitely don't want me crazy texting you at 3 a.m."

Say what you will, but it worked. they're going on a date. This kid is about to crush it too.

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Eden Hazard Has No Regard For Small Child's Feelings (Video)

I sure hope he knows that kid.

You see it all the time. After some type of sporting event, kids are let on the field to meet their heroes and maybe even get to play a little ball with them. A lot of baseball teams let the kids run the bases. Some basketball teams let kids shoot around post-game, if they know the right people.

Eden Hazard apparently decided to have a little fun with the situation. We're unsure of the context, but he was playing a little game of keep away from what we can assume is a young Chelsea fan.

Instead of letting the kid win, like most athletes would do, he completely eviscerated the kid's hopes and dreams. It was kind of awesome. The trip at the end really brings it all together. Hopefully that was his son, or he might have some parents to answer to.

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Guy On Rollercoaster Can't Stop Rebooting

Never have been a fan of Windows.

Some people just aren't suited for excessive excitement. This guy right here is a PRIME example.

The internet is one of the most creative places in the world. This video right here is also a PRIME example.

What happens when you mix together a guy who can't handle excitement and the hilarious ridiculousness of the internet? You get this video, which is far and beyond worth your time.

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Thoughts Every Girl Has at the Gym

Is double chin chafing a thing?

We've all been there. You're at the gym, your sports bra chafes, your boobs are not conducive to jump roping and there is a serious cameltoe (hoof?) risk.

Also no one looks good flopping those ropes around. No one.

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Kid Gets Caught Cheating On His Roblox Girlfriend

There's too much evidence!

We've all done it. Don't act so high and mighty. We've all had our Club Penguin/Roblox/Neopets side affair away from our loyal, loving Club Penguin/Roblox/Neopets girlfriend. This kid is no excuse, Take accountability for your actions dude!

You're never too young to be caught, and this kid just so happened to be caught in an amazingly funny way.

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Amazon's Alexa Has A Bit Of A... Wild Side

Or maybe this little kid just has a really, really sick mind.

Amazon's new product, Alexa, has a feature where you can talk to it, and she will do as you command. Such commands include playing a video, checking the weather, traffic, etc. This little kid, I'm sure, just wanted to hear one of his favorite songs! However, Alexa had other plans... VERY different plans!