Well, our boys at the Federal Bureau of Investigation did it again!
Talk about a national crisis. Would it be too far to say International crisis? Not only Americans should be concerned with Brady's Super Bowl winning jersey, but people across the globe need to care. These are the issues that matter.
This is the moment the jersey goes missing. Notice the two faceless men in suits discussing the crime very privately. It's like those old cartoons where they don't show the adult's heads and muffle their voices. The jersey was found today by the FBI meaning they can go back to doing all the other unimportant stuff they do relative to a crime of this magnitude such as a Russia hacking investigation. Boring! Sad!
Robert Kraft chimed in, telling FOX Business Network's Maria Bartiromo "It's very sad to me that someone would do something like this. It's like taking a great Chagall or Picasso or something. You can never display it. And somehow, I feel there'll be some news that'll clear this up in the not-too-distant future."
I would even turn that around and say a great Chagall or Picasso is like taking a great Brady jersey. It's an artifact of magnitude never before seen in human history!
This is why people hate the Patriots...