Seven Things You Have To Do To Make 2017 The Best
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Seven Things You Have To Do To Make 2017 The Best

Let 2016's habits die.

It's refreshing to let one year end and another one begin. Even though it's just a turning point from December to January, it's still a good opportunity to reset your life and get things back on track (don't lie, we all know things fell off track in 2016).

You probably made a mental list of what you want to achieve this year. Here's a some unique ideas to get you on the right path.

Begin a 52 week savings plan.
It's not too late! You can still get onboard with an easy savings plan that'll leave you loaded by the end of the year.

How it works: you set aside a certain amount of money each week (depending on how much you want to have accumulated by the end of the year). Some methods snowball from the previous week, i.e. Week 1: $10, Week 2: $20, Week 3: $40, etc. Others are a fixed amount, such as $40 every week. Either way, you're still gonna thank yourself by the end of the year.

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Figure out your credit.
If you don't already have it, get it. This is easily established by opening a credit card. You can sign up for one at most major retailers: Best Buy, Victoria's Secret, Buckle, etc.

Or, take a further leap and get yourself a VISA credit card. But do the smart thing and pay off the amount right away. Then BAM, you have good, reputable credit. This is especially useful when you want to take out a loan for a house, car, or any other adult purchase.

Donate a piece of clothing for each one you buy.
This a sure-fire way to keep your closet from bursting at the seams. For every clothing purchase, find something that you already own that you don't want anymore and sell it or donate it. If you can't find something you don't want to throw out, then you don't need to buy new clothes.

Start saving receipts and documents.
Important documents should always be saved and organized in a binder or folder so that everything is one place. Receipts for major purchases, like car repairs and appliances, should also be kept in a folder. This way, you can easily access information about your medical history, taxes, and anything else boring.

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Keep track of your thoughts.
Any time you're ever curious or unsure about something, write it down or save it in your phone. When you're bored, you'll have a list of things to look up and learn about.

Send more thank you notes.
This goes a long way. Whenever someone does something for you, helps you out with something, or is just a good friend to you, send them a thank you note. It has way more value than a text.

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Keep your phone away from your bed when you sleep.
Not just for the sake of preventing you from checking social media like an obsessive freak. This also forces you to get up out of bed when your alarm goes off in the morning. Once you're standing, you won't want to go back to sleep. See ya, snooze.

Revitalize your lifestyle for 2017 and make changes that you may not have thought of. You've got nothing to lose!

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Poo or Die

The College Bathroom Quandary

It's a conundrum for the ages. You're in public. You have to seriously drop a deuce. You're either one those people who can take care of your shit (literally) with no regard to who is within earshot--or worse, sitting less than a foot away from you--or you are one of those people for whom pooing in public is the stuff of nightmares and you'd rather let your own butt hole turn itself inside out than take the plunge.

If you're the latter, then the shared bathroom sitch in your dorm and at school in general has no doubt given you seriously anxiety. (Does anyone have a Xanax? Asking for a friend.)

And it's not just the poo quandary. You've got shared showers, to flip-flop or not to flip-flop, and those weirdos who think it's OK to smear their hair all over the shower wall and leave it. (Like honestly, who are you as a human being?)

We've listed a few things that can make dropping the kids off at the pool a little easier.

Hit off times: If you seriously cannot go in front of others, try hitting the bathroom during hours when most people aren't around: during peak class times or at like 1 a.m. when people are either still out or too blitzed to notice what you're doing in the bathroom, or way before the earliest class your school offers--we're talking like 6 a.m. Beat the traffic.

Spray it: If you're weird about people smelling your poo, buy a mini Lysol or room freshener spray to surreptitiously sneak in the bathroom. OK, this might sound weird, but spray the toilet water with a good amount of it your scent of choice before things do down. It creates a sort of filmy seal on top, thus masking any sort of undesirable smell from entering the air. It's very scientific. Hair spray works for with this trick, as well.

Toilet paper scarcity: We've all had those roommates who simply found it beyond their realm of ability to contribute their share of toilet paper the house bathroom. Like, how hard is it to buy toilet paper? This isn't the U.S.S.R. circa 1989. Even worse are those people who leave a single square hanging limply on the roll, without the decency to leave a fresh one on the back of the toilet like an actual human being. And like, a single square is a sufficient amount of TP for someone roughly the size of a Barbie, but I can assure you that myself--as well as my dumps--operate on a larger scale. Solution: buy your own toilet paper and keep it under your bed--all you have to do is remember to bring it to and from the bathroom each time.

You stayed over with your crush: First, if you have to pee, make sure there's an ample amount of toilet paper. This is key. If not, go home, because then he/she is just an gross human being and you don't need that kind of irresponsibility in your life. Now, if there is TP, cover the seat in multiple layers, because there's a very good chance that bathroom has never been cleaned. If you got a turtle head poking out, it's time to go home. If the chances of you making it across campus before the window closes are < 0 percent, then make a pit stop at the student center/nearest academic building. Some rando from your English class hearing you poo is way better than someone you'd potentially like to hook up with again.

Hair art: Some ass hat on your floor likes to leave half their head of hair on the shower wall, and as the odds have it, you are always the next one in the stall and spend the entirety of your shower playing contortionist and trying not to brush against the wall in a roughly 3-by-3 foot box. Tip: leave them a not-so subtle message written in their own hair. I've found that 'You're a dick' is pretty effective. Note that this actually involves you touching their disregarded follicles, but you're a grownup now, and it's time to make some hard choices. Also, no one should lose hair as such an alarming rate, so you might wanna remind everyone on your floor to check for bald spots. Alopecia is real, you guys.

To flip-flop or not to flip-flop: Yes. For the love of God, yes.

We'll leave you with this: if you find yourself in a stall and notice a of suspiciously quiet pair of feet next to you that likely belong to some poor soul suffering from poo anxiety and who is not doubt squeezing those cheeks together like there's no tomorrow, do them a favor and get the fuck out.

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Seven Things I Wish I Knew Before Packing To Study Abroad

Europe is where shoes go to die.

Packing is never fun, unless you're some completely decisive, super organized, minimalist freak...erm...person, who can also see into the future. Having to pack for an entire semester in another country adds another level of difficulty to the struggle. Here are some things I wish I knew before I packed to study abroad.

Bring things you don't necessarily want to bring back. You may be relying on a wardrobe smaller than what you're used to when normally at school, this means that you'll be wearing the same clothes more and they'll wear out a lot quicker. So bring things that you like, but maybe not your favorite items. Pack basics and jeans that you'd be fine throwing away before heading back home. (This also helps make room for souvenirs.)

Europe is where shoes go to die. You'll be doing so much walking on different terrains that your shoes will likely need to be tossed by the end of the semester. Pack a small variety that are versatile (stylish walking shoes, boots, etc) and you won't be heartbroken if you need to leave them.


Layers are your best friend. There's hardly ever a situation where layers aren't the answer, and this holds true when packing for abroad. Light layers are always the best bet in terms of weather and fashion. They are easy to mix and match, which is especially useful when working with a smaller wardrobe. Scarves are great for this while also being perfectly European.

Be (overly) prepared for rain. Do you know how much it rains in Florence, Italy? I sure didn't before I went, but now I will never forget how much I got drenched. If you haven't already, before heading abroad is the perfect time to invest in a good rain jacket, and for the love of God, do not forget your umbrella.

Rock a messenger bag, but one that doesn't make you feel like a grandma. For me, messenger bags always feel the most secure and are easiest to lug around all day. You should pack two purses, at most: one, a mid-sized messenger bag is great for flying and touring and then a smaller and fancier bag big enough to hold essentials, but also small enough to not be a nuisance at a club.

Bring a towel. My abroad housing provided bedding and towels, but you never know what the situation will be at a hostel or sketchy hotel, or if you'll need an extra. A beach-sized towel is the most versatile; but again, bring one that you can ditch abroad so space isn't unnecessarily taken up in your suitcase on the way home.

Bring a soft, super-light bag as your carry-on. While you might wish you had a wheeled-suitcase when you're lugging it around, fabric bags are easier to overstuff in a bind and weigh less. If you need to move things around from your checked luggage to fit weight limits, or squeeze some extra items in, it's way easier with a more duffel-style bag.

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The Top 5 Most Outrageous Things I Have Seen At A Tailgate

I can't make this stuff up people...

It's 8 a.m. and your alarm is screaming in your ear adding to the misery of your headache from slapping the bag one too many times last night. You turn your alarm off and lay there staring at the ceiling trying to piece together your night while also praying that you can continue to drink without throwing up.

Fast forward an hour to when you are in zombie-mode walking to the tailgating fields to get your drink on to bring you back to life. You get those first couple beers down and it's go time!

Who knows what you will see during this tailgate, but there is always something.

In honor of all the ridiculous things I have seen at tailgates, I made a list of my top five favorites.

1. Chugging beer out of a shoe.
This disgusting act of savagery was done by a friend of mine this past tailgate season. It's probably not shocking to know that this happened later in the day after the beer and liquor were flowing like the Nile River, but I can't make this stuff up people.

He literally took his shoe off and poured his beer in it and chugged it. The worst part.... He put the shoe back on.

2. Combining a Four Loco and a 40.
If you are determined enough to get drunk, you will go to great lengths to do so... and I have seen (and maybe done) some heroic acts of drinking, but I have also seen some desperate ones too.

The 40-Loco is one of the top worse drinking acts I have seen. This guy decided to drink half of a 40, then fill up the space with a Four Loco; he didn't make it into the game.

3. Pukefest.
Spending the entire day drinking has some consequences, and they normally involve spewing chunks out of your mouth. The amount of times I have seen someone throw up/seen throw up is innumerable.

Also, while we're on the topic of bodily fluids, it's safe to say that pee puddles are another very common guest on tailgating fields.

4. Broken stuff.
Something is always broken at a tailgate. Always! The worst I have even seen was the suspensions of my friends truck. About 20 drunk people, including the owner of the truck, were jumping up and down in the bed of the truck as if it were a trampoline.

Needless to say the truck does not bounce up and down anymore.

5. Pranks.
There is always that one idiot who falls asleep during the tailgate, and it is an unspoken rule to mess with them. At the most recent tailgate I went to, one of my guy friends passed out in a beach chair, so we immediately started brainstorming ideas.

We came up with the idea to put ranch on his leg and try to convince him that it was jizz. Of course we were drunk af so it seemed like a flawless plan. When he woke up we franticly told him the story of a guy walking by and jizzing on his leg and he actually believed it for a few seconds!

Looking back on it, I question my thought process for this prank. Like how drunk do you have to be to believe/think of this prank involving jizz, but whatever - it made for a good story.

You're welcome.

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    Detachable Jeans Are Here Just In Time For Summer

    If 2016 was the worst year on record, 2017 is by far the weirdest.

    Just when I thought fashion couldn't get any weirder, the universe proved me wrong. So far, we've seen jeans with plastic knees, jeans with convenient butt windows, and, more recently, rompers for men. Up next is detachable jeans! Yep, you read that right.

    Y/Project has decided that extremely short denim shorts with legs that detach with zippers are the next big thing. I mean, I guess they make sense in a weird, twisted way. You know those summer days when it's freezing in the morning only to feel like the Sahara by noon? These are perfect for those days!

    You can keep your legs warm and then strip when it gets hot. No? OK, I thought maybe I could justify them.

    If you want to pick up a pair for some strange reason, they cost $425, so save up your pocket change and get to shopping!

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    Best Habits to Create Your Freshman Year

    Get your shit together.

    It's your first year on your own and it's time to do a little growing up. Sure, college is a hell of a ride and your last real chance to be a kid, but it's also a time to get your act together and start adulting. Here are 5 habits to create your freshman year that will benefit you in the long run.

    1.Get up before 8 a.m. Just because you don't have a class until 1 p.m. doesn't mean you need to be sleeping until noon. Think about how many hours a day you spend wrapped under covers when you could be getting shit done. Get your ass out of bed and get your day rolling. Someday you're going to have a job that forces you to wake up early every day, so you might as well start the habit now. I can tell you from personal experience, becoming a morning person will change you.

    2.Make working out a part of your daily routine. Hands down one of the best habits you can create to benefit you for a lifetime. Start working out now and 10 years down the line I'd be willing to bet you're still hitting up SoulCycle on the reg. Not only is this habit the way to a kick ass body, it's also a great way to improve mental health. Taking a break from the day to do something good for yourself gives you the chance to get in the zone and focus on you, and lord knows a little you time is always a necessity.

    3.Put yourself together. You know that saying, dress for success? Well last time I checked successful people don't walk around dressed like they just rolled out of bed. Putting on jeans and a cute top takes absolutely no more time than throwing on leggings and a bro tank. It's a little thing that makes all the difference, and you never know who you'll meet.

    4.Read at least one news article a day. College is the perfect time to broaden your horizons and become a little more grown up. There is nothing more unimpressive than someone who absolutely has no knowledge of what's going on in the world around them. Keep yourself informed and up to date. I'm not saying that you need to know every detail about every issue out there, but you should be able to hold an intelligent conversation on the presidential debates.

    5.Think about what you are putting in your body. While college is a time you should enjoy, it's not an excuse to drink thousands of calories a beer a week and consume nothing but processed foods. Be conscious about what you're putting in your body. You don't have to go completely nuts, but try to eat some green things now in then and/or take a vitamin.