College is almost always portrayed by a bunch of people who don’t get it. It’s either a teenager fantasizing about 24/7 ragers, a 30 year old Buzzfeed employee trolling forums for memes, or some old timer waxing poetic about the best years of his life.WE THINK THAT’S STUPID.
We believe in giving students the real college experience and who better to deliver it than other students? That’s why FlockU brings you the straight, unvarnished truth with every uncomfortable, too-real detail included.
In other words:IT'S COLLEGE, UNFILTERED.
GET AT US.
Ditched the corporate world to wear
t-shirts and sneakers whenever he wants. Is a Lean Six Sigma Green Belt, which sounds more badass than it really is.
The best Nana and mom on the planet. Feeds the office, keeps shit running, keeps Josh alive. When she says the
f word, you know she’s mad.
Cries at the sight of puppies. Still pretends to be athletic. Aspiring yogi. Favorite hobby is eating.
You guys think I’m just really quiet but secretly I’m writing a book about how fucked up this place is.
Instafamous. Can pistol squat on any surface. RBF, but actually has a heart of gold.
Former attorney. Office decorator. Also tried to become a writer for FlockU, but never got accepted.
The First Lady of Bocce. Herbavore but wouldn't dream of eating one of her succulents. What do you mean dogs aren't real people?
Vanilla Ice enthusiast and dance floor serial killer. Movie buff but hates going to the movies.
WaWa > Sheets.
Yo Boo. An enigma of a man. Keeps the office stocked and has the all-time high score on Space Invaders.
Resident mom of the office, notebook connoisseur. Never sleeps. Will organize your life and run 5 miles before you even wake up in the morning.
Never left her teenage angst phase. Yes to avocados, no to cargo shorts. (Please stop wearing them, everyone). Always the third wheel, and OK with it.